February 2012
2 posts
WANT MORE GIFS ON YOUR DASH?
GO FOLLOW THIS BLOG! THEN :D
Math is the only place where I hear a person...
“Juan wants to buy 30 pounds of candy”
“Jimmy, Jack, and Joanna want to split the fare to fly to Africa for the day-”
“I had 10 chocolate bars. I ate 9 of them. What do I have now?”
DIABETES, MAYBE?
January 2012
2 posts
WatchWATCH THIS!:((
i WAS NOT EXPACTING THAT!!!
LMFAO
You have to watch this!! seriusly!! :)
That awkward moment when you realize you're...
December 2011
107 posts
omg guess what i just found in my ask box!
When people ask me if I'm single
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT !!!!!!!!
When someone takes a bad photo of you.. →
Give me the fuckin’ camera!!
or they will be like i deleted it already and you’re like . .
Then a couple days later you see it on facebook and you’re like . .
When people step on my brand new shoes: →
I don't understand why we have fire drills. If...
When you're talking to someone at 12am and you say...
Bitch, “Tomorrow” is when I wake up.
I do what I want , when I want, where I want...as...
That awkward moment when your water vibrates..
And you’re like shit the dinosaurs are coming!
When someone reblogs an old text post or photo of...
But when someone likes an old status or picture of yours on facebook
When you're talking to your friend and see someone...
How parents think you're in class:
How you really are in class:
When someone in your family confronts you about...
What if one day,you just randomly woke up..
And your whole life was a dream
You were so beautiful until your 30 day trial of...
I saw that! You DO have gum!
During a test:
Expectation:
Reality:
"Ok class, turn to page 69"
When someone copies a quote you always say
Normal people with their couples
Me:
When you can't find something to wear..
When people ask me "Do you have a tumblr?"
WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD?!?!?
Sneakily glancing at someone your friend said is...
Expectation:
Reality:
Admit It. We have all tried to have a diary but...
That moment when you see your...
5 days until Christmas.
10 years ago, I’d be like:
5 years ago:
Now:
Wasn’t it just November last week?
Anonymous asked: Welcome back!!!!! :O where the hell have you been bro??
When I see a post in another language on my dash:
“Bitch I want to read that too!”
When I'm in the greatest mood and my favorite song...
That moment when your friend tries to read your...
That awkward moment when you see your friends are...
That moment in class when you suddenly understand...
When your friends purposely make things awkward...
That moment when i said good night but i'm still...
That moment when a random ad starts talking.
When you send a message and then you realize you...
and you’re just like
My shyness has ruined so many good opportunities.
When your best friend is making a presentation at...
What is the universal language of tumblr?
It’s not English but SARCASM.
Facebook : Where sluts complain about other sluts...
Dear iPod, When I put you on shuffle, what I...